Not the Beans Museum Poster | Pythagoras would rather not
Not the Beans Museum Poster | Pythagoras would rather not
Printed to order in the EU for EU orders, in the US for US orders
Printed in 2 to 5 working days
10% off 3 or more tees, applied in the cart
Heavyweight 206 g/m² or Classic 180 g/m² cotton
The story
MVSEVM EVROPA INVICTA presents: Not the Beans. “Pythagoras would rather not.” Croton · c. 500 BC. No beans beyond this point.
Pythagoras gave us the theorem every schoolchild learns, but his followers in Croton also lived by strict rules, and one of the strangest was this: do not eat beans. Ancient writers argued about why, from digestion to the souls of the dead.
Legend says that when his enemies chased him, Pythagoras came to a field of beans and would rather be caught than run through it. The exhibited artwork shows the horrified philosopher refusing a giant bean pod, for every math teacher, picky eater and person with very firm principles about food.
Poster details
- Two editions: Paper (warm ivory, like a museum print) or Nocturne (deep black)
- Enhanced matte paper (189 g/m²), semi-hardwood alder frame in black or white, clear front protector and hanging hardware included
- 30 × 45 cm or 61 × 91 cm (2:3), ready to hang
- Printed and framed in Latvia (EU), usually 3 to 7 business days within Europe
Age restrictions: for adults. EU warranty: 2 years.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Hakl d.o.o. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at V prelogih 15, 2000 Maribor, Slovenia or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Heavyweight or Classic?
Heavyweight (Comfort Colors 1717): 206 g/m² ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel. Relaxed, slightly boxy fit; size down for a closer fit. From €36.
Classic (Gildan 5000): 180 g/m² cotton, regular fit, lighter and crisp. The same print for less. From €27.
Pick Heavyweight for a thick, vintage feel; Classic for everyday wear and gifts.
Size guide
Flat measurements in cm, width across the chest / length from the shoulder.
Heavyweight (Comfort Colors 1717): S 46/68, M 51/71, L 56/75, XL 61/78, 2XL 66/80, 3XL 70/83, 4XL 76/85. Relaxed fit: size down for a closer fit.
Classic (Gildan 5000): S 46/71, M 51/74, L 56/76, XL 61/79, 2XL 66/81, 3XL 71/84, 4XL 76/86. Regular fit.
Shipping
Every shirt is printed to order: in the EU (Riga, Latvia) for European orders and in the US for American ones. Printing takes about 2 to 5 working days, then delivery about 3 to 7 days in the EU and 3 to 8 days in the US.
Shipping costs are shown at checkout. EU orders ship inside the EU and US orders inside the US, so there are no customs fees.
Product safety (GPSR)
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Hakl d.o.o. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at V prelogih 15, 2000 Maribor, Slovenia, or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Manufacturer: Hakl d.o.o., V prelogih 15, 2000 Maribor, Slovenia. Age restrictions: for adults. EU warranty: 2 years.